Benny's agenda for the day:
6:00am - pee, unroll the entire roll of toilet paper and tie in knots.
6:15am - climb the kitchen cabinets and have 2 lbs of animal crackers for breakfast, feed some to Olivia
9:00am - color on the kitchen floor
9:30am - decorate lamp with sharpie
10:00am - undress myself in the car on the way to the store.
10:45am - undress myself in the car from the store to home.
11:00am - go to the park with Olivia, scream at Mom to push me higher while she's on the phone
2:00pm - play quietly while Mom takes a short nap, Mom wakes up amazed
3:00pm - poke Olivia in the car on the way to get Joe from school, make her scream
3:40pm - make repetitive, nonsense noises in the car on the way home from picking Joe up from
school, make Joe scream
5:30pm - refuse to eat the dinner Mom made
7:00pm - love and hug on my great-grandmother
8:00pm - cry and scream while having my teeth brushed
8:15pm - hide Mom's crochet needle while she brushes Joe's teeth
Fall asleep. Plans to do it all again tomorrow.
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